Sunday, April 12, 2009

Oh shit, it's Jesus!

Dear Jesus,

I’m sorry I keep forgetting what Easter is.

I know you came back from the dead. And that freaked people out so they started hiding their eggs, just in case. Paranoia hit the streets and people went as far as disguising them as bad art. But you were like, “Everybody, chill out, it’s me, remember I turned water into wine at my last party?” And they were like, “Seriously, guys, hide the eggs.” So you gave everybody a bunny and they were like, “oh shit, it’s Jesus!”

Or something like that.

Anyway, i'll get it eventually. In the meantime, do your thing.

Yours truly,