I'm sorry I made you drive yourself to the hospital that time you had appendicitis back in college. I thought it was gas. You thought it was gas. We both thought it was gas. And gas doesn't warrant a 5am trip to the hospital. Besides I was probably drunk and you wouldn't want me driving because I could have killed us both which would have been much more tragic than just losing you to appendicitis.
I'm glad we can look back and laugh at how silly the whole thing was.