About

If we've ever met, I've probably offended you. Or hurt you. Physically. This blog is my way of saying those were never my intentions. Unless you're the steel drum guy who plays the same song everyday outside my office building. Whatever I did to you, was definitely intentional.

Kelly Diaz is a writer, living in San Francisco, CA and working in advertising. She owns two make-believe golden retrievers whom she loves very much.